Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Daily Funny from the Daily Mail

Via the Daily Mail:

But the Alaska governor, who has been promoted as a possible candidate in some
republican quarters, has not yet decided to mount a campaign.
She said: 'I'm
like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always
pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door.
'Show me where the open
door is.'

Anyone care to hazard a guess as to the title? Sarah Palin: God will show me a door to the White House in 2012

Um, yeah...that's exactly what she said! Much like her prayer "that we are on God's side" in the war was chopped down to, "we are on God's side." Warmonger! Theocrat!

Another article also had Palin's quote, and was titled:
God will lead me to White House: Palin
Snort. In a sled pulled by giant polar bears, no doubt, ala The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe movie. Aslan's on the move, and so's that ice-tyrant moosekiller--beware!

UNC has a new course called (I kid you not) "Effective Interactions With African American Males"

They need "Effective Interactions with Christians." The whole thing could consist of, "Clean your ears out, you nimrods!" Followed by a vigorous demonstration with Q-tips.

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